Checking in on the Mets

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

No negative Mission Impossible Final Reckoning review can fool me. When Tom Cruise tells you to trust him one last time you do as you’re told. I await the pinnacle of filmmaking.

Those who write critical reviews of The Final Reckoning will face their own reckoning as they must answer for those sins on Judgment Day

Dude walked up to me and said he was from the future and handed me this

Let me know when the Mets broadcasts start sprinkling in some Cronenberg body horror

One thing’s for sure: A Terry Francona team is going to DOMINATE an Ohio Cup series; the man lives for this

Arnold Schwarzenegger rocking a Big Dogs print

I drained our bank accounts and am now putting everything in this ultra-secure Final Reckoning popcorn bucket that can only be opened with the accompanying cruciform key

Thinking about getting myself into enough legal trouble to be given the choice of joining the IMF

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You had to have the BIIIIIIG PROSPECT

You haven’t tasted dry until you’ve had gluten-free bread - they’re unveiling incredible innovations in dryness over there

Chris Antonetti to every Guardians fan begging the team to call up its top prospect to potentially help the atrocious offense

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Today's Red Sox game is on the Roku Channel. Tomorrow's Red Sox game will be released in aerosol form, requiring special receptors available for sale at redsoxdotcom. Tuesday's Red Sox game will be whispered to you, in painstaking detail, by your mailman.

"Nothing on my end, thanks!"