You can still donate money to schools, you can still volunteer at homeless shelters, you can still sit with them and give them money if you see them on the streets, you can still pick up litter. The NHS will go nowhere. You don’t need to rely on a certain PM to be a good person

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

Kris Maharaj today: "I am allowed to go outside twice a week for two hours. Every other day I can go to the canteen for ten minutes. Otherwise I am still locked up in the dormitory with 45 other people. It is worse than hell. They are hoping I die in here.” Reprieve andrew purcell

I know 2020 is a nonsense year but we are currently in day 4 of the 'should children have food' discourse in a country that has so far spent £130billion because some people didn't like foreigners working in supermarkets, so we can stop this 'we are a normal country' bollocks now

We’re seeking a new Chef-de-Partie to join Silver (and the others). Great team, food and kitchen. Learn lots, cook lots and work c.45 hours per week. Email [email protected] with your CV. Please share.

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The lottery is fake and I have declared myself the winner we don't need to count the numbers just give me the money

First: 2005 Peugeot 307 Current: 2009 Peugeot 308 Best: 2014 VW Polo Worst: 2010 Vauxhall Corsa Surprisingly good: 2006 MG ZR Got away: 2006 MG ZR 😂

This will stop you in your tracks. Unbelievable. We gave them the names of those we trained to fight them. And some we will leave behind to the violence we see at the airport. An appalling day, verging from rage to tears. x.com/maj_retd_fox/s…

Hit the Retweet (RT) if you want to see the tackle. Above 200 RTs and you get it. And stop smirking at the word tackle.

Found one of these in a petrol station and thought of Alanis King . Not sure whether I should drink it or keep it as a collectible item

🤞 We have a code for Football Manager 2023 to give away! To enter, simply follow and retweet. Good luck! #itfc

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

“Things Can Only Get Better” by D:Ream is drowning out Rishi Sunak’s speech calling a general election.