Have you om nom nom nomed today?

Earthquakeeeee

This is Maui. He appreciates you getting him his own cozy bed, unless that means yours is off-limits now. 12/10

20 seasons. 1,410 games. 38,388 points. One #ScoringKing

THIS PHOTO. HISTORY.

Take a bow, #ScoringKing

#ScoringKing

The most points. Ever. #ScoringKing

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 20 Feb 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Designed this little poster thing the other day :) If you’re in any of these cities, grab tickets on Friday! :)

Dame’s last bucket in Portland 😔

Come on this app for shits and giggles and it’s an absolute shit show lol

The only good content left on TWITTER.

Earthquake during the hurricane in LA. Wild.

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

You learn very quickly that there is no handbook or rules to being First Lady. Technically, it’s not even an official position. And while there are spoken and unspoken expectations that provide some structure, the role is largely shaped by the passions and aspirations of the