Random old guy at the gas station gave me $35 for no reason. It pays to be pretty 😭

My bfs nana has been eating Parmesan that expired in 2012, she just found out 😭🤣

me when i didn’t even like him that much

Crab rangoons should be illegal

Just say that 27 is divisible by 1 and call it a fuckin day.

I hate when I reshare a joke on FB and here comes some old head commenting trying to be literal instead of enjoying the fucking joke

Welcome to Georgia, where Martinez, GA is pronounced “Martin- ez” 😐

Marco Rubio Little Marco forgets that every witness is a Republican. Republican. Nice try though 🙄

Playing hogwarts with arachnophobia isn’t for the weak

The time joseline hernandez clocked amber rose on this show, it’s all making sense now! x.com/MrMentionItAll…

Why do men really think we want them to be assholes to us like huh 😭😭😭 I be nice person, you be nice person back. Ok?

“You remember when you called me Kanye instead of Ye last night? Yea, this is your outfit for today.”

Yes our powers out, but this hurricane WISH IT WOULDDDDD

you retards expect Ukrainians to accept the loss of sovereign territory when you can’t even accept the loss of the 2020 election lmaooo

Complex Entertainment Tonight Kanye: Babe, try this outfit. 👀

Sittin’ pretty