Turns out the video game “choose your character” bounce derived from anxious people, like me, waiting for the subway.

On a brand new MTA train and I feel like I snuck into business class with buskers.

It’s Palm Sunday so don’t forget to high five your loved ones!

I woke up this morning and realized if I was a DJ I would only play banger theme songs from HBO shows.

I syndicated my web series! youtube.com/playlist?list=… via YouTube

tbh I’m more of a McDonald’s bish BUT I’m also a profesh actor so I could tell the infamous Burger King story with the pride & joy it deserves! youtube.com/playlist?list=… via YouTube

I love tattoos, I would get a tattoo BUT I never did bc I was the kind of kid who only drew with a pencil.

O Captain! My Captain! Slide into my Carpe Diem’s.

I don’t have a Momager but my cat just popped into my Zoom callback.

Yesterday I got an email that we’re not allowed shift meals anymore and I broke down crying. This isn’t a joke, but capitalism sure is.

I teach kids after school and matching them with their parents is a real 101 Dalmatian, which pair looks the same, game.

I have 2 PT jobs now: teaching kids after school, and serving at a pub. This means most of work week consists of politely yet firmly telling others to sit the fuck down.

Friendly reminder…

Opossums only live for a couple years so when they’re playing dead they’re just being pro-active!

Happy Memorial Day wkend! The OG of “Never forget!!!” holidays.

So the end product has already now I expect.

We put the AC in the window, but I forgot how much it sounds like our microwave, so it’s making me cool AND very hungry.

You find some weird stuff being the opening server at a pub after a busy Saturday night. Today there was red wine in a dog bowl…these bitches are cray!!