I haven’t tweeted since 2016. Is it too late to start again?

Can I use twitter to rant or is that not appropriate?

It’s been a rough day. My 9-5 ruined my jlo #hustlers fantasy

I just got winded by walking and leaving a message. This is my great return to twitter (again)

Literally cried at work because Cher is rescheduled for 6 months from now

I HAD MY ENTIRE LOOK PLANNED!!!!!!!!

CHER AND I WOULD HAVE SHARED THE SAME SPACE

You know it's going to be a good night when you try to start your car with your house key 🙃🙃

It took me almost 4 years to realize that the c in chick fil a is a chicken 😑

In the 1870s, the city of Liège, Belgium tried to train 37 cats to deliver the mail. The whole endeavor failed miserably.

Is it bad I'm basing my post grad life on where there is a Trader Joe's?

It was poor planning on my professors part to have the rough draft for my thesis due tomorrow #HappyElectionDay

This election proves why education is important

Ideal date: we go get tacos. I eat 17. You are very impressed and not at all grossed out.