A monkey named Panchi-Kun has gone viral for bonding with a plush orangutan after being abandoned at birth Zoo staff gave him the plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time Zoo staff previously gave him a plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

give him a gun im so serious

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

A snickers ice cream bar don’t have no bidness being that good

OCBruin21 I permit you to stop being a weenie

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

When we leave a steak on the stone whole, it’s not gonna cook through the way we want it to.

“THeYRe gOInG aRouND tHe moON NOt tO IT”

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from NASA's Kennedy Space Center at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

One thing about Invincible... that boy Vincible as hell 😂

NASA telling me “girl we already do that” in the most polite way possible

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

post-Artemis II depression

da congress

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.