It’s rhetoric like this that leads to threats on pitches. It’s rhetoric like this that encourages the harassment I literally just faced in my local park. This is normalised hatred and it needs to stop.

We got two hours before ANOTHER security alert.

Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys

They literally did.

When you sit down to play your PS5 after a long day only to find your 5 year old son has deleted your 130gb Cyberpunk game off the harddrive to make room for Ben 10: Power Trip.

Retweeting this for my new followers. Get me on Top 30 Hits.

Ok lads I've got first watch. Someone come tag in at 2am.

Huw Edwards will be on Strictly next year.

A coffin has been carried through the streets of the Cathedral Quarter followed by The New Orleans Funeral Band in protest at the absence of Culture Night which was last held in Belfast three years ago. 🎥 Mal McCann

I just heard arthritis be described as "early onset rigor mortis" and I haven't been able to stop laughing since 😂

The Ulster Sports Club is giving off serious Tron vibes here.

Nobody knows it, but you've got a secret smile, and you use it only for me 🎶

Big shout out to the waiter at the tapas restaurant last night who told me I ordered too many dishes and had to come back and tell me I'd done well.

My barbers usually play mad Kudish versions of dance songs, but today they've got Pachelbel's Canon in D. Is this a cry for help?

Have any of these people even heard of a hammer before? Some of them even hit the nail with the cheek for fecks sake.

Do you promise?

Bloody washing machine just decided to flood the place. No rest for the wicked.

Bathed and brushed. Look at how his coat is growing in. Gonna look like a real golden retriever very soon.