I follow a lot of people I don’t know irl on social media but like, if you’re happy, I’m happy. UR SUCCESS IS MY SUCCESS

It’s as hot as nick lache outside

I know we can’t go to bars right now but is there a thing you can smoke that isn’t a cigarette or a joint that literally does nothing but make you feel included in a smoke pit? Asking for a friend

this $78 t-shirt will heal me!!! i can just feel it!!

i think everybody should have to keep a journal just so they can realize that the times they’re nostalgic over were actually Not Good

I don’t know about you but getting my nails done always makes me feel like a bad bitch

My dog got spayed yesterday and I just want to know if this is the same guilt parents feel when they circumcise their sons?

Saw a guy yesterday using a zip lock bag as a wallet. I just want to know what actions in your life lead to this? Did you just get out of jail? Wallet broke and didn't have time to get a new one (while you were at the mall?) He also made the cashier put his change in said bag

Watching one of my favorite movies of all time

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

Rewatching One Tree Hill and the most unbelievable thing (thus far) is that Nathan would have porn sites saved in his favourites tab. Any normal person opens that shit in an incognito tab and immediately closes it upon completion and sits in their shame

Starting a true crime podcast but I don’t have time to research so I’m just committing the crimes myself.

BITCH IM A MOTHA

How does one get a job fixing lyrics on Spotify? Asking for myself cause that shit be annoying as fuck

He's a 10 but he calls Shuswap "Shwaps" unironically