Gnomes may be the best home decor out there

it’s 2023 and guess what? I’m still a Diet Coke girlie 😤

Twitter dot com please tell me that one of my followers watches Barry and is able to converse with me about the hilarity and brilliance of NoHo Hank

How many hours of Pedro Pascal content can I watch this weekend

superb owl 🦉

pov you’re trying to play Betrayal at House on the Hill but you’re drunk

Gender-affirming care is a lifesaver for transgender youth. So says the scientific evidence, as these major medical associations have recommended access to comprehensive gender-affirming care for transgender youth and issued policies and detailed guidelines for its use: 🧵

I can always count on Twitter to bring everyone together through trauma #LoveIsBlindLIVE

What’s after 7? CHANEL

I'm sorry why have I been on this app HALF MY LIFE #MyTwitterAnniversary

EVERYONE I AM SO EXCITED BC mio the witch HAS DESIGNED AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF ART FOR MY FAVORITE #JetLagTheGame AND I JUST RECEIVED IT Also hi ben doyle pls notice me I'm a big fan lmao

How do you retweet a retweet

🇯🇵 nebula.tv/videos/jetlag-…

me & spooky steph 👻👻👻 since we’ve known each other

ᴡᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴇᴀᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ Big 12 Conference opener 🎥 #Bearcats

i just bought a cookie at the airport and when the woman rung it up she gasped and said “cookies should NOT cost 4 dollars i am SO sorry that this is happening to you”

Lol I've been on here more than half my life now