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this beyonce album so cunty hunty i’m finna slay the boots chew chew chew vogue pussy pussy kitty kitty kat!

i be like "damn i got a lot to do today" then lay down

one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months

Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone? Me: Hoes mad Therapist: no

Twitter is my morning newspaper

Accommodating depression: A student struggling with major depression fell off the face of the earth for a few weeks. They resurfaced and asked if they could make up the work they missed. I said of course. They were confused. "Will I get points marked off?" 1/5

HOW COULD I LOSE IF IM ALREADY CHOSE??!

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

well this is awkward….

That reminds me of the movie called "the help" that's crazy that this still happening! I hope she gets her bag

What a crazy fucking year… I escaped the illuminati in 2021 and they still haven’t killed me. Every day I wake up grateful.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Mar 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

His name is #RalphYarl and I’m sick and tired of this feeling…my heart completely broke when I learned this precious 16-year-old, who accidentally rang the door of the wrong address in an attempt to pick up his siblings, was shot in the head… (1/3)

Nyc this nyc that… is canada okay????

New York State has found a legal loophole that would force Trump to serve his prison sentence for the entire 4 years of his Presidency. -Keep in mind Trump is sentenced on Nov.26, that is before he’s sworn into office and even then cannot be pardoned from a state case.