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I know a lot of friends who killed themselves because they felt like no one cared and I think that's the wrong mentality. I'm waiting till I know my funeral will sell out before I pop myself in the face.

Do yall ever think about things that upset you to get trauma strength at the gym, but then take it too far and Accidently just make yourself depressed? Lmao

I once ghosted a chick because she talked quieter than my tinnitus

Videos of people recording themselves crying will always be hilarious

So when you laugh at your suffering it's "empowering and healthy" But when I laugh at your suffering it's "sick and cruel" Hypocrisy much?

I don't want to own a home because it's "the American dream" I want to own a home to ruin the lives of the people on the HOA

Make sure to put in a two week notice at your job before killing yourself, as a friendly reminder to yourself that you're replaceable.

Who's statistically most likely to beat their girlfriend?

Boxers be like "no, I always wear my pants this high"

Me: there's plenty of other fish in the sea Captain ahab: He's not a fuckin fish dude

I wanna become a cop so I can install League of Legends on my little car computer and drive 80+mph while getting diff'd in jungle

"Be the bigger man" Bro, im 6', im already the bigger man, fuck you, imma be petty

God, I love flying too close to the sun.

"Look at that loser lmao" Me every time I look in the mirror

Need a white girl to go dog mode on my balls

Trying to make a new kind of rug pull where I end up as poor as the investors. We can't all be winners, but with enough hard work, we can all be losers.

Fall out boy makes music for guys who aren't gay but do suck dick as a fashion statement.