Ok, that's funny. (The image is the farthest thing from it, to be sure.)

Now do "literally"

Um, check please

Amazeballs, for those of us of a certain age

I need you to watch the video Jameis Winston recorded for this QB comp on ESPN 🤣

Thoughts and Prayers

Pardon all of these patriots on Day 1, Donald J. Trump — you made an unequivocal campaign promise. #January6th

Time for Donald J. Trump to fulfill his pardon promise, have a national discussion about it. #January6th

This changes everything, literally.

If a 7th grader showed up at model UN with "Gulf of America" or "take Greenland by force," they'd get tossed out of the fucking classroom.

Do it, I dare you

This is probably the way to shut down Elon Musk, yeah

Real shades of Sue Lowden saying that people used to bring their chicken to the doctor. #IYKYK

Subtle

An 8-iron, swung left-handed by Billy Horschel

Whoa. Trump's Treasury dept controls ~5,000 wire transfers in its Epstein files. Trump wants it all buried. . has the scoop: newrepublic.com/article/198247…

Perkins Coie LLP represented plaintiffs in the case. The 100 year-old law firm has clashed with the Trump administration, which this year signed an executive order effectively barring Perkins from handling federal cases or representing federal contractors. chronline.com/stories/trump-…