All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

“Is Michael Jackson bigger than…”. BLOCKED.

The man vs bear argument has been upgraded to man vs lion. A 13-year-old girl in Ethiopia was abducted and abused by a group of men but was rescued by lions when they heard her crying and protected her until the police came. A literal wild animal saved a girl from.... MEN.

Probably the single most impactful vote to Survivor lore… this vote secured Amber the win, solidifies the marriage, emphasis the importance of pregaming in all star seasons, is the main reason why couples are targeted in every subsequent season. Truly Survivor history

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

HEE HEE

Let’s talk about Cirie getting her first ever advantage and it being one that is always super niche to actually find a use for and she manages to sit on it until the exact moment she needs it and plays it to save herself from being idoled out. Fucking legend #Survivor #Survivor50

History repeats itself: Emily out on Day 21, Ozzy voted out with an idol in his pocket. #Survivor #Survivor50

The facial expressions here tell a whole story. They make Cirie's move even more delicious 😄 #Survivor50 #Survivor

Name one other show where something like this could happen.

Good afternoon 🫶🏽 #Survivor #Survivor50

the concept of mourning an alliance you actively destroyed #Survivor50

7 things i’d like to experience atleast once: a surprise birthday party "it's you, it's always been you." drunk confession running into someones arms 01:48 of champagne coast being in someones wallet kiss in the rain

hoje minha psicóloga disse que eu não preciso aceitar o comportamento do outro apenas porque entendo os motivos dele agir assim

literally my first thought on weds

fuck you

These students at Towson University in Maryland who confronted an Israeli soldier speaking at their school are heroes: “You’re a terrorist, bro. Get off my campus!” “We’re not paying $30,000 a year in tuition to have a terrorist here.”

DONT STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH