im just gonna go ahead and call it right now. miami dolphins are winning next year's superbowl #placeyobets

He's gonna b a bronco... Cya peyton

@JASkookimonsta ah yes... the things that a real man consumes

cuz starships were meant to fly

What did you have to wear today to get a free coffee? @JASkookimonsta

One of those Mondays #officespace

@JASkookimonsta Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito,and, bingo, DinoDNA! #workatjurassicpark

@JASkookimonsta lol. Nini!!!

@JASkookimonsta hey, u guys wanna come over and "party?"

Back home, surrounded by overweight sweaty dudes who refuse to wear shirts #naptown

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone #billyjoel

@sheebacherian that song is on right now on 101.9 in Indiana

"If a man will not work, he shall not eat"

Blame the wizard, not the wand

Toronto bound... Time to find a mayor who knows how to party #marineland

Happy all my cousins are together all at once. Time to recite Cool Runnings quotes Sandeep Dhanjal Sonny Sagoo Kabir S ISC NATION @S_Dhanjal

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." -Michael Scott

Done with watching football if I hafta see another punt in this game #panthersvscardinals

"Would you say that you have a plethora of pinatas?

#fakespike !!!!!!