I feel like this fits them lol 😂 The sillies ♥️ #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelCharlie #HazbinHotelVaggie

{Now who would do such a thing?} {Well, far be it from me to speculate. Let's open the line to you, my cherished audience.} {Who here would raise a hand to pat the First Man on the back?} Cue the crickets.

Personally, I would start peeling her entire nail off the bed. If you're going to fail so spectacularly, you might as well start COMPLETELY from scratch.

{I generally don't sink my teeth into such sugary treats.} {Fructose is by far my preference.} The lick he gives the apple's rosy flesh taking a toothy bite is meant for one particular member of his audience. {Although... in this case, I might be tempted to consider it.}

I suppose I do miss my old pal.... In the same way a brain misses its old tumor.

Sir Petty? Sir Pompous? Sir Piffling? It goes something like that, but, goodness me! I can't remember.

📻Pin Tweet📻 Allow me to introduce myself I'm Alastor, also known as 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒐 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 I'm the Host of The Hazbin Hotel also an all powerful Overlord down here in Hell. Always remember, You're Never Fully Dressed Without A 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬

{Ah, sinners, if only you could see your King's face...} {Those fierce eyes refusing to answer mine. Those rouged cherub cheeks. Those puffy, pouting lips. Haha~} {He Ⱨ₳₮Ɇ₴ this!}

Currently On Air: "Shadow" by Livingston While Alastor prepares coffee!

{A smile is a valuable tool.} {As far as everyone is concerned, I am perpetually peachy. And no self-absorbed sinner in Pride ring should have reason to think Great Alastor in need of anything.} {I have always carried my crosses alone.} {That won't be changing anytime soon.}

Happy Easter! 🐣 I think someone is having a great time decorating some Easter eggs…😆😜 #HappyEaster #EasterEggs #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelSirPentious #HazbinHotelNiffty

(Thanking you kindly for the pagan shout out 💜👻 Happy Easter and an outstanding Ostara 🐇 💜 🌸 💙🥚

(Long have we wandered, the darkness our dagger and spear. Oh, how bright and how right it feels to step into the light! ... And once you've pardoned the hyperbole :P From one pagan to another, I tip my flower crown to thee 🌸 ☀️ 🥚Cheers to a vernal resurrection 🌎 🌳 🌼 🪴 🐇

My Nudes😐

//also This

hellaverse Miku😈🎶