Y'all I'm dead because why would someone hire the original O'Reilly Auto Parts singers to perform at their WEDDING

I’m a HOE for cuddling, we could cuddle 24/7 lmaooo idc

🤒🤒🤒

fuck turkey i want her titties in my mouth

It’s a good day to be a gamecock 🥳🥳

How do you learn you can do this…

Didn’t realize how bipolar my music taste was until rn 😂😭

The fact I want all of these but there’s no shows near me 😭😭

That first sip of Red Bull in the morning hits harder than my dad 😮‍💨

“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun” Secret Santa with the homies:

The same CIA that started the crack epidemic? Sounds about right

Update: kaleb🐺 is the best. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

Ain’t no way the most ordered dish in my area is fucking long John silvers…

Idk something about this bridge shit seems fishy

They really arguing about golf LMAOOO

why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper