THE PUB IS EMPTY JAYSON IS LONELY COME DRANK

OUR BAR!

Old school rap nite at SSP! Ready or not, but I here I come!

Come weather the storm with Lindsay and get some pint night craft on the cheap YOU JERKS (almost said shits)

THREE BANDS TONIGHT! I heard they were good. Come out. We got beer and shots.

Barhenge.

SSP is hosting The Living Deads this saturday at 9pm! AND WE HAVE LIKKER AND BEER! Fuck the Winchester, this is where you go during the zombie apocalypse. And for good music. Dead Spring is opening, too. Come get dead! But don't die, will fuck up our foursquare rating, kthx.

When you farted and everybody dying at the bar but you are trying so hard to not laugh you look dead inside

Yes, we are open. No, we don't have a phone anymore. Stop calling us, just come get drank and sports or music. Spoopy if Jim isn't watching, too.

Don't panic. We still have likker an beer. And you can still call us SSP. Everything is cool. No worries. But our legal name changed and you gotta get a new membership. 3$ and a free slap on the ass. Thanks for your consideration in these trying times. Excelsior.

We serve dollar doubles. That means you buy a shot of anything and for one dollar more you get another half shot, whether it's well or super premium. Retweet if you think your bar sucks now.

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Our bartenders drink on the job. Your tab may benefit or suffer.

We literally suffer so many earthquakes in SC we have to chain buildings together. No lie.

We might have new mahogany doors out front, but we still only have shit white wine in tiny bottles for chicks and you still have to piss in a trough. Only our outsides are gentrified. You ask for a charcutterwhatever and you get punched in the dick.

We are open and selling disinfectants of many types by the shot, pint and growler. Fuck Corona, tho. That bitch got evicted. Sucket.

Well fuck.