Apple Music doesn’t shuffle enough for me. Thousands of songs and it still plays the same 50 songs.

i realized that a lot of adults are healing their inner child and that's one of the reasons why i don't make fun of people who have "childish" hobbies. some people didn't get to have a childhood until they became adults.

2026 u get called broke for dates like this these bitches wanna go to ruth chris and nobu for they instagram story

I think every man has been hit wit the “I’m allergic to latex” and went for it at least once in life lol

A decade in the NFL after going undrafted and they were talking about him like he worked at Applebees. Lmao

Yeah. I’m not making no baby mother out here. Wife first. Kids second.

Bitches will eat shit like this everyday & blame Men for their low PH balance

lmao, whatever makes you feel better about being stuck at home with them kids.

This isn't comedy, she's passing a message most of yall need to hear

If I had $81K to blow, I can buy a bih. Fuck I need to get my knees done for?

Best dates are with women you’ve already fucked…

Claim it.

know yo worth king

???😭😭😭

My brother in Christ …. You gotta just say North Carolina lmao

Her face is not matching the caption 😭😭

Chris

I’m keeping them on me like keys

She ain’t even offer no head, hell naw I wouldn’t go either

New work shoes otw