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Kiltan K

@starvingwolf

Gnostic Christian anarchist. Former Time Person of the Year (2006).
Also @Starvingwolf on the other site.
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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/@Starving_Wolf calendar_today04-06-2017 07:08:43

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"Like a prayer is about giving head" "halleluja is about having an orgasm" I'm so fucking tired, man. you can't even have a song about the intersection between the carnal and the divine anymore without people flattening everything down. Nothing is allowed to be complex.

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"IT'S NOT BEANS," I scream, bursting out of a Nestlé factory, bleeding and disheveled. "IT'S GNOME POOP. THEY HAVE THEM HOOKED UP TO TUBES IN THERE, ITS GNOME POOP!" An unmarked van stops in front of me, and two men in plain clothes drag me in. "IM NOT SUICIDAL, TELL THE WORLD"

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Women don't understand that as a man, I'm practicing constant SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. While a woman is walking beside me, oblivious to the world, I'm CONSTANTLY scanning the environment for cool bugs, discarded coins, obscure graffiti, etc. That's what being alpha male means

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The intro to the obscure 90's FMV point and click adventure game you found on park bench one day that no one's ever heard of:

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Sources are telling me Rudy went scampering after a bug. He saw some giant insect and just went flying at it, trying to eat it, like a cat. He hit a corner and dislocated both hips and somehow just kept going after that moth or roach or whatever it was.

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*Tying a chain to the hilt of a sword* HOly shit, holy shit I just made something, holy - someone come look at this, I think I just made something here *I start flailing the chain around over my head in big circles HOOLLY SHIT AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO DO THIS

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It's Big Fella weekend! Reply to this post to receive a badly drawn Big Fella some time in the coming days. No assurance for quality, delivery of Big Fellas within 2-5 days, void where prohibited, no purchase necessary, up to 10 Fella (Big) slots available.

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To Graham's ex-wife and ex-children, should they ever read this: when this polyp finally pops, please do not give it a human burial. I assumed there will be no other "loved ones" involved, so the call will be yours: grind his corpse up as pig feed, no funeral, no headstone, tia🙏

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Yeah so the algo doesn't like some combination of words on this one, probably the second line there. If you remember me drawing Little Guys or Spiders, I am now offering Big Fellas while supplies last.