If my madam looks at me like this during exchange of vows, you may not see us around for some minutes as the DJ entertains you.

Being a man helped me a lot I could've been a mother of six I know myself🥲

That guy got fired from his job for this Halloween costume. He called himself the Jäger-Bomber 😭

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Nobody grew up with intentions of being a cleaner, cashier or security guard. We all had big dreams but life happened. Respect other people’s jobs.

There's absolutely NOTHING I want from an unaffectionate woman

I’d cook this for my girl and bathe her afterwards

You called..

Hate being a grower and not a shower cause if I ever get pantsed I gotta start cranking my hog

This is how I felt about Labubus

When your girl get sleepy and she think it's bedtime for both yall

I’ve dated a woman who always pays for her own Uber ride I’ve dated a woman who initiates dates, knacks & is financially stable. I’ve dated a woman who offers to cook and buy me food. Wicked, broke, stubborn women who want to be chased will never be attractive to me.

Coloured couples be dating from grade 9 till marriage 😭😭 they don’t play.

Men only have 5 moods: 1. Constantly horny 2. how we gonna get rich 3. Random 2 am motivation 4. Intense loneliness 5. My family needs me

🥀Niggas don’t do shit like this no more, cuz when she breaks your heart, it’s not the time or money that would pain you most, it’s shit like this😂😂💔

In my 14 years of parenting, I’ve learned to guard my words. I don’t complain to my son, especially about money or anything to do with my responsibilities because he shouldn’t carry burdens that aren’t his. He deserves to grow freely, without feeling like he’s pressure in my life

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In 1971, Michael Caine fell in love with Shakira Baksh after seeing her for just 8 seconds in a TV ad. Convinced she lived in Brazil, he was ready to fly there, only to learn she was in London. She rejected him 10 times before finally agreeing to dinner... where he "fell in love