Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile
Terry McGurrin

@standupmonkey

Showrunner, Writer, Comedian, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel. REP: The Characters Agency. #GoSensGo ALLY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Newsmax has agreed to pay $67 MILLION to settle Dominion’s defamation suit - which now explains why Trump is renewing his election lies. So why does Trump want to BAN voting machines? Because this massive settlement proves he fucking LOST.

Draft Jon Stewart for President 2028 (@stewart_2028) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jon Stewart: "When corporations fail, you pay for it, but when they succeed its theirs...why do we allow that?" This is the type of economic populist messaging Democrats need to win in 2028.

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IMO Justin Trudeau was always far too willing to trade silly jabs with Poilievre. I don't think Carney will waste time like that. He'll simply rise and tell Pierre there's a lot of very real work to be done and it would be great if he had anything of value to contribute today.

IMO Justin Trudeau was always far too willing to trade silly jabs with Poilievre. I don't think Carney will waste time like that. He'll simply rise and tell Pierre there's a lot of very real work to be done and it would be great if he had anything of value to contribute today.
BigTeezy (The resistance is back est 1/20/2025) (@tnsouthernlib) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It cost Target nothing to be inclusive. But it's costing them tons of dollars, market share and the CEO has lost his job because they decided to reverse course on inclusiveness. Nicely done.

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans have fought to defund mental health my entire life. Now they’re vilifying those who can’t get help and are moving towards criminalizing it in order to lock these people away in private prisons owned by their wealthy friends. #MentalHealthMatters

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Still upset the #GoSensGo didn't give Red Savage a 2yr ELC. With 10 contract spots available even if he'd stayed in Belleville the entire time it'd still be a no-lose deal. Comparables IMO: Floor - Max McCormick. Ceiling - Nick Cousins. * But add in SOLID face-off and PK skills.

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But why would Ghislaine Maxwell lie? Sure, maybe to avoid going back to a max security prison, lose her shot at a reduced sentence or full Trump pardon, or to avoid having guards fall asleep and cameras malfunction on the night she 'takes her own life'. But other than that, WHY?

But why would Ghislaine Maxwell lie?
Sure, maybe to avoid going back to a max security prison, lose her shot at a reduced sentence or full Trump pardon, or to avoid having guards fall asleep and cameras malfunction on the night she 'takes her own life'. 
But other than that, WHY?
Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I still wear a KN95 mask indoors whenever possible. Some people ask, "Are you still afraid of COVID?" OF COURSE NOT. Persistent fatigue, brain fog, respiratory and cardiovascular issues, mood disorders, blood clots and erectile dysfunction sounds fun as hell. #covidisnotover

I still wear a KN95 mask indoors whenever possible.
Some people ask, "Are you still afraid of COVID?" 
OF COURSE NOT. Persistent fatigue, brain fog, respiratory and cardiovascular issues, mood disorders, blood clots and erectile dysfunction sounds fun as hell. 
#covidisnotover
lucas 🎺 (@thelucastds) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. Novavax was phased out because they didn’t make it available as a choice, on purpose. I was never able to access a dose. They weren’t “wasted”. They were deliberately misheld from the public and thrown away

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We try to add a stationary challenge to #totaldramaisland every season: 1- it lets us do a deep dive into the remaining campers. 2- it gives our animation team a chance to catch their breath. “The Truth, The Pole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth” was written by Tony Tran.

We try to add a stationary challenge to #totaldramaisland every season: 
1- it lets us do a deep dive into the remaining campers. 
2- it gives our animation team a chance to catch their breath. 
“The Truth, The Pole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth” was written by Tony Tran.
Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you don’t see the importance of this move for Canada, and the world democracy index, you’re pulling on the wrong side of the rope. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🌎❤️

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Both seasons of the #totaldramaisland reboot have now aired in the US. I'm so proud of this show. Easily the best group of new characters since the OG cast, some great new writers, and getting to work with the animation team right up to delivery. ❤️ Hope there's more to come...

Both seasons of the #totaldramaisland reboot have now aired in the US. I'm so proud of this show. Easily the best group of new characters since the OG cast, some great new writers, and getting to work with the animation team right up to delivery.
❤️ Hope there's more to come...
Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Because an uneducated 18 year old with 60 days of training is less likely to refuse an illegal order from his superiors. * Constitutionalists need not apply. #WakeUpAmerica

Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yes, they deserved a better outcome. But as we know from all non-scripted elimination based reality shows, what contestants deserve isn't always what they get. Heartbreak is a big part of reality TV; no different for #totaldramaisland. Without DRAMA it'd just be Total Island. 🤷‍♂️