We dont say “yoo hoo” enough as a culture

Before TUMS did people just kill themselves?

Kamala, with the coup de grâce: Why don't you tell the 800,000 Polish Americans right in Pennsylvania, how quickly you would give up for the sake of favor and what you think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator, who would eat you for lunch?

The world is a wampire

Does anyone know if Mrs. Doubtfire is based on a true story?

I'm about to go through all my socks and whichever ones don't have girlfriends will be sacrificed to the gods. Cruel but fair.

What is the legal limit for diet cokes I’m allowed in a day

Mercury and Venus in microwave but I am thriving. You’re never gonna bring me (riff) down

If you need me later I’ll be out trolling. Not on the internet just under a bridge.

I miss American apparel

She loses it all

I know it’s only been a week, but I’ve had to light my own cigarettes and it’s hard

I think about way Josh Brolin says “Brutul” in Dune, every day

For Shep🖌🐾

Sorry I can’t be him

ABCDEFG and LMNOP are like the North Atlantic Trade Agreement of the alphabet

What a scam this is.. Michael Dell gets to write off 74% of his $6.25B "donation" right away because it's a fed gov program for public purposes It shrinks his estate, avoiding 40% tax on his heirs while maintaining family control The investment accounts are funneled into $DELL

Gonna keep signing up my friends for emails to Cirque du Soleil

temu ass country