if ur girl sends you selfies u have to act so amazed like you've never seen a human being before it's just proper etiquette

WHY THE FUCK DO YALL TALK TO SOMEONE & GET THEM TO LIKE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN DROP THEM AND LEAVE OUTTA NOWHERE ? WHY. TFFFFFF

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

Can't wait for the day that somebody tells me i'm the best thing that's ever happened to them and they mean it.

hey heres a cool concept: treat the people that are important to you.........like they are.....important to you

"are you taken?" yeah, taken for granted smh

It irritates me ending on bad terms or not having proper closure with someone especially knowing there were so many things left unsaid.

every time i gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over

don't make the girl that loves you look stupid, just don't

my hobbies: - switching between the same three apps for hours - imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

if I got $1 for every time I rolled my eyes I would be a billionaire

naturally funny because my whole life is a joke

girlfriends are meant for singing to u in the passenger seat

arguing with someone who cant admit they're wrong is like talking to a brick

ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke bc they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

*accidentally fucks up everything*

i need $$$$$ not feelings

One minute everything is okay and the next i have no idea what's going on.

never disrespect a girl, to impress your homies.

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU'RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE