Impending lockout can’t come fast enough.

Eating my children’s Halloween candy to cope with that Jayden Daniels injury.

That shitty Beatles Yesterday movie but its one guy who knows all of Steely Dan's music but its really hard to play and record so he just can't show anyone

BLOW JACKETS

And “Don’t Stop Believing” was released 22 years before that in 1981, leading to Swiss scientists proposing the Law of 22: every 22 years, the gravitational pull of the earth results in the creation of a Certified White Couple Wedding Banger.

Long time no see, I forgot to update, which prevented me from posting videos. I just finished updating and came to say hello to everyone

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

This is INCREDIBLE. I’ve always wondered how Moe Szyslak would do the famous ‘I’m a Man’ rant. 10/10.

why does it fit perfectly

i haven't been able to stop myself from doing this guy's voice for the past 3 days

James Harden is a lot more fun to watch play basketball when he’s on your favorite team.

For me personally, I feel like there’s no problem a little Mr. Bungle and a ZYN can’t fix.

Motley Crue’s success dependent on simplified bass lines but Guns N’ Roses dependent on complicated bass lines. Somehow.

What’s the greatest literature tweet?

Pro Motorsport: Spends billions over the last 50 years on safety advancements Vintage racers at goodwood: that’s cute