Wayne Rooney left Everton, got married, had 3 kids, won 16 trophies, went bald, got a transplant, became United’s top scorer, returned to Everton, left for MLS, managed Derby, got relegated, took over Birmingham, got sacked, managed Plymouth, got sacked again, became a pundit…

Absolute limbs in London last night #OasisLive25

Was going out for a pint, said to the missus, did she want to come, expected her to say no. She did come ordered a large white wine, £8 ffs?? No wonder people don’t go out any more

My beautiful grandson thinks United are on the rise this season. Love you Charlie boy

Mainoo can’t play holding midfielder, he either plays further up front or not at all. Everton far more physically stronger in midfield

Bit disappointed so far, fair play to Everton. We need a focal point up front. Same shit every year tbh

Absolute shambles of an own goal. Not impressed at all. Everton far better

Some people will never get it. This is Manchester United we’re talking about.

Manchester United are one of the biggest clubs in the world and our banter era would be your golden generation. The last player that chose Newcastle over United was Alan Shearer and his trophy cabinet is emptier than a daycare centre run by Lucy Letby

Going into battle against Luciferians (i.e. Muslims, Leftists, atheists, satanists, occultists), knowing that in the ultimate end, we win because Jesus Christ is on our side. Deus Vult ⚔️ ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

I think everyone is entitled to have reservations about SJR, and some of the things mentioned in consultations such as PSLs are concerning, but to say he is in bed with the Glazer’s and essentially just as bad as them is ridiculous. He’s trying to fix 2 decades of mismanagement.

Re: Šeško The deal isn’t over the line just yet, but if Šeško does end up at Manchester United, credit has to go to the club for their strategy. It’s a clear reminder of the pulling power and global appeal that still comes with the Manchester United name. As someone who played

Great post until the last.. it is the biggest club in the world

It’s too early to be protesting against Sir Jim IMO. He’s been here 12 months, pumped in hundreds of millions, upgraded the training ground along with turning a profit for the first time in years. This Glazer mess doesn’t get sorted in 12 months. I believe SJR is doing all he

🚨To all Newcastle fans out there: Manchester United could be rotting in the 5th division and Newcastle could win the Premier League, Champions League and invent football — and they’d still be nothing but a small club with an empty cabinet. #MUFC #NUFC

For the first time since I followed the account back in 2022, I am unfollowing The 1958. Disgraceful to even compare SJR to the Glazers when it's so clear hes trying to fix the club. Yes you might not agree with the methods but what the Glazers did leaves him with no option.

“But we won the Carabao cup, we are massive”

Manchester United Boardroom today: