The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

First of all guys, I’m really sorry. I fucked up this is my fault. So, I accidentally stole all of the money from FTX and accidentally got on a plane. But I’m sorry, guys this is on me. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE JUST SPITBALLING HERE. Also, I’m sorry. - future SBF tweets

If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.

#RIPTwitter It was an honour and a privilege

Memo to Elon, freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom to incite an insurrection.

Congrats, Elon Musk. Coca-Cola, General Motors, Spotify, and Apple might never advertise here again, but there's always My Pillow and Hobby Lobby.

#MemoryLane

Elon Musk This headline never appeared on CNN. Be better.

Just because you’re rich doesn’t give you a right to own and break whatever you want.

WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS HOLY SHIT

Good Rhett & Link Morning's next script, as written by GPT, #ChatGPT

BRO POSTED THIS ON HIS MAIN WHAT?!

I like it when bad guys get booed.

#cringe #ElonTheSnowflake

Alright I guess I’m gonna get banned for violating twitter’s new TOS by having a linktree in my bio that links my podcast, merch store, other socials, etc. I’m not taking it off, because that’s freaking absurd. So I guess this is it for me! It’s been an interesting 13 years ✌️

Vote. For all our sakes.

TheQuartering Lmao cope

$TSLA #TSLA #teslastock