i feel like everyone says they are sarcastic but i don’t believe most americans read sarcasm very well at all

i think one of the biggest problems plaguing joke literacy right now is that people would rather believe a woman is stupid than kidding

funniest spam text i’ve gotten in awhile. almost want to reply just to reward them for their creativity

I would really love to publish a Palestinian poet and translation in @prisminternational -- anyone know a poet and/or translator? Paid opportunity, pls share.

signed! this institution’s values are in the gutter and so it cannot represent poets and writers and everyone else for whom language and literature are real paths to a more just and beautiful world!

Save Harlem.

Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers

not in the mood to do nothing but not in the mood to do anything either. alas

contemplating the sisyphean task that is cleaning the stove

I found one of these for $650 and I didn’t get it and I regretted it the moment it sold 🥲 so jealous but happy for bug girl

The NY Presidential primary is on Tuesday (4/2). We're encouraging Democratic voters to #LeaveItBlank to pressure President Biden to use his full leverage to end the war on Gaza. 🧵

i have many thoughts regarding the US nightlife discourse is this the moment when one writes an essay

not gonna lie, as a woman and a longtime hater of astrology, I deeply find this take…….. deeply boring 😒

i don’t get this! i find him very sweet and charismatic in a quiet way. he also changes his style to match his guests, which i think is unique and effective

can anyone tell me what kind of pen this is i need it

my great grandfather, a dentist, was named Oral Burl. unfortunately the brand is not his but in my world the B still stands for Burl