Your son looks really cute in that photo, for sure, no offense but you can definitely tell he's a baby though

Listen to me reminisce about television from my childhood to reveal the download code

In the 2010s we want to know who will win, Batman or Superman. Back in the 1990s what we were interested in was Cats vs Dogs

As modern life becomes less and less like one big awesome wave to ride, we Americans find ourselves questioning the chill surfer ideology.

Want to Feel Lazy? This Radiohead Member Writes a Song In Response to Every Book He Reads

i'm sorry but I can't trust a protagonist who hasn't proven to me that they can survive going down a waterfall

a lot of people who eulogize me fall into the trap of spending the entire time praising my high torrent uploading ratio

kendrick lamar strikes that perfect balance between knuckles-the-echidna-stage music and rouge-the-bat-stage music

It's ironic that capitalism produced the tools of its own destruction - namely, the software PowerPoint

I can bring him back from death to the world of the living, using dark magic. But not without a cost.. The ritual is extremely appropriative

My liquid foundation was swapped with my sriracha by a would-be assassin

It is with tiny, weak hands that I announce that I do not qualify to be buried next to my family at the Sports Cemetery.

12 Annoying Habits Humans Will Likely Develop in the First Few Years After Colonizing Mars

That "Us versus them" mentality was exactly what I was hoping to AVOID with this war

The Grim Reaper renewed my life for an additional three seasons, in exchange for my word that I will stop making art about death.

God, grant me the strength to lift a rabbit out of my hat, and the magic to make one appear inside it

I took this picture to my therapist and said THIS is how cool I want to be with having been on Barney

It all started innocently enough: a team of scientists organized an experiment to test the effects of ape madness on a large urban area.

I hate to be the one to tell you this terrible news, ma'am. But determining whether or not someone is dead is the easiest part of my job.