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Coffee is life ☕

@squishsmawmaw

I always need coffee. Im old, I'm tired, I'm grumpy and I have no interest in seeing your penis GO PACK GO! 💚💛

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Squish: I want reeses puffs for breakfast Me: we are out buddy S: can I have reeses pieces then? M: no, candy isn't breakfast. S: wow, i thought I was mamaw's baby, I guess I'm just some kid now. 🤣😂 Guilt trip attempt failed!!

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This girl is so fucking sad that people use fucking swear words all the fucking time, even in fucking public! Do fucking better, fuckers!

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Men, not sure who told you that we give a fuck about what you find attractive but they lied to you. Most of you are disgusting. Sincerely Women

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So after the UK negotiation, the US was paying 3% on imported goods, but now we’re paying 10%, and the UK was paying 5%, but is now paying 1.8%… the art of the deal, folks. Fan-fucking-tastic. What an idiot.