Finally figured out duo mobile and download Faceapp. It's wild, bc this is deadass what I look like as a dead ass. You'd know that if you came to visit me once in a while...

WHAT. THE. HELL. When were you all going to tell me about this? "Beyond Boundaries 2047" - I'm about to go beyond the boundaries of this beautiful student center and get real ghostly with administration.

Well it's about damn time

Y’all didn’t mention me one damn time

The batteries in my glow stick from the diplo concert are dead. Wish dead batteries could be ghost batteries and I can keep the party going

Need @SpencerStidd to keep the noise down cause I am still trying those 💤💤 #TooEarly #ElectionDay #ImWithSleep

I once met President Grover Cleveland. Much like the city, it was a complete letdown #ElectionDay

Thanks to @VTEventPlanning for busting out the ouija board and getting in touch today. I was starting to think you didn't like me

When those punk students leave your building for #thanksgiving but you realize they left you alone with just the staff

Thanksgiving Break Movie Recommendation: Ghost (1990) - loosely based on my life, FYI

Hope your break was as productive as mine #WelcomeBack

Can't wait for everyone to leave the building so I can binge the #gilmoregirls revival #TeamJess

It's like a Chuck E. Cheese up in here #KidsEverywhere #TheStaffAreMyChildren #TheStaffAreChildren

FACT: My mood ring was the inspiration for the VTClass Ring - Wearing the ring before it was cool #HokieHipster

Can someone make me a namesake next year? I promise to make an appearance Al Jones

Been waiting all week to watch Dads on Facebook in person Virginia Tech Union 🔥🔥🔥#VTU #Bandslam - heard Dr. Heather Wagoner was a judge tho #HopeSheCanBeFair

Name that hair

Semesters Ending Students are uber stressing Who stole my ranch dressing? #GhostHaiku

The staff is back in the building and already bothering me. No, I will not go to lunch with you when you know Cabo is OVERRATED

The walls will continue to bleed until the building is changed back to the original design #OnNotice