Flowers on the brain🌸

I can’t believe anyone was ever allowed to sit beside me on the bus!!??

By sharing Martin Luther King Jr. in color, it reminds folks that the civil rights era was not that long ago. The black and white photos gives white folks especially the sense that it was back in the stone age. It wasn't. Many of our relatives lived this era, they're still here.

It’s a new day in America.

the horse has now officially left the hospital

Especially now that I’m always wearing a mask🤷🏼‍♀️😷

Trying to make patio season work year round in Canada be like:

I’m the pickle friend, thank you for the pickles

I’ve seen every single episode of Harper’s BAZAAR Food Diaries, I don’t why but I could watch ppl talk about what they eat in a day FOREVER

Yay Kingston is green again... too bad I know for a fact that our restaurants and bars are going to be filled with ppl from Toronto and therefore I don’t actually feel safe enough to go out and support local. Hey Torontonians GTFO!

You ever binge watch a series so hard that you can tell when the actors have a cold in some episodes?...

*Arrives at grandparents house* Grandma: “what would you like we have chocolate milk, cookies, pie, chips, water..” Me: “I’m okay I just ate!” Grandma: “... are you sure?” Me: “yes thank you!” *10 minutes go by* Grandma out of no where: “NOT EVEN A GINGER ALE?!”

I can’t even believe I bought my house when it didn’t come with this closet smh

If the may flies decided to team up on me they could easily murder me and take all my belongings

I feel so bad for ppl with the gene that makes them taste soap when they eat cilantro

I unknowingly joined a cult when I bought a Mini Cooper, these other mini owners are like ride or dies - I get a honk or a peace sign every time I drive past one. Pretty sure if I need to bury a body I can pull up at house with a mini and they’ed be down to help.

Hey Ben McLean REID @Move983 think you could help me out in spreading the word to Dolly Parton 💉❤️ if I reach her I’ll get “what would Dolly do?” in her handwriting as my very first tattoo!

While kingston lowers its flags, we might also consider lowering our statue of john macdonald. Lowering it right into the ground

This got me 🤣

If I had a dollar for every accidental photo of restaurant check-in QR codes I have in my camera roll I’d be rich rich