I haven't forgotten about you all, it's just that things have been crazy lately. With all the Covid cases rising in the squatch community, I've been busy. But I'm planning something, something big. Stay tuned. #squatchAF

Don't forget...November 7th is bring your squatch to work day.

What kind of drink does Bigfoot order at the bar?

Its also against the law. JiTTER/Rakugaki UberFacts

Squatches can hula hoop 10x faster than the average human...its a fact.

Most squatches are mostly vegetarians.

Merry Christmas... to all the squatches out there...you know who are.

Science shows that squatches almost certainly could exist..or could exist one day...or have once existed..or never existed.

Could squatches have mastered space travel and moved to another planet? Could explain why no bodies are ever found. #thingsthatmakeyougohm

Got to spend the weekend with the #findingbigfoot guys and had a blast. Great seeing all that squatchin experience up close!

Did you know...that squatches, generally don't follow daylight savings time.

Studies show that more and more people are experiencing squatchy encounters. It's only a matter of time.

People deny squatches exist because it makes them confront the notion that things they cannot are out there.

Hey fellow squatchers .. Check out these t shirts my boy joe nowaczyk has just put out. Order at joeyno.com.

Evidence shows that squatches almost never kiss on the first date. #itsafact

It's scientifically proven that people who believe in sasquatch are far more likely to have actually seen a sasquatch. #dontstopbelieving

It's possible that the key to a cure for the ebola virus lies within a sasquatch. When have you heard of a squatch with ebola? #think

I've waited all year for this. Nothing better. #SharkWeek

Bigfoots invented the #IceBucketChallenge

It's a fact that squatches never hit squatchettes. #RayRice