Why do people romantically pair myself with Amethyst?....

Amethyst is old! Spread the word!

"Amethyst is still a clod!"

PINK DIAMOND'S A CLOD!

BECAUSE YOUR STEVEN!

GARNET"S A CLOD!!

STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A CLOD!!

Garnet's a Clod!!

STEVEN'S THE BIGGEST CLOD OF THEM ALL!

"Don't tell Blue Diamond this, but I'm still planning to destroy Steven and carry out my mission! I'm still gonna through with this! Anyone wanna come?"

Pokeball. XD

"Jasper? What the heck are you staring at?.....We need to focus on the mission!!" TWT

"Wellllll sooorrryyy!! It's hard when you're flashing your parts in front of my eyes!! Maybe I do wanna look, maybe I don't....."

"You might have some competition, Jasper. You forgot about Amethyst."

AND YES. I DID CALL AMETHYST HOT TO MAKE A POINT.

"Y-Yeah.......those are redeeming qualities.......!! Oh God! Why am I drooling?!"

"No way! I can handle you! And that body!"

"!!" >////< "Ehehehe......"