The cleanup on aisle 47 is going to take forever.

Simply depressing.

The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.

Speaking x3 at #PASSDataSummit! 🛠️Full-Day Pre-Con: Real-world SQL Server performance tuning ☁️ Top 5 Cloud Performance Considerations ⚡ Automatic Performance Tuning in SQL 2017–2025 Join me this November in Seattle! passdatacommunitysummit.com #SQLServer #AzureSQL #SQLFamily

Interesting if true: Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" Link: thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whist…

This should be an immediate impeachment for the POS but not with our fucking do nothing republican House and Senate.

Fuck yes!!!!! LFG!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

she was 13. he tied her to a bed, slapped her when she tried to fight, raped her. he was donald trump. she was 13.

New Blog: Why DBAs Still Need to Know the Foundations of SQL Server wp.me/p70D4E-H6

Scooby-Doo & the Mystery of Cloud Costs (Let’s have some fun!) Every read, bloated query, or oversized tier eats into budget faster than Scooby Snacks at midnight.That’s why I put together a fun Scooby-Doo–themed series on how perf tuning ties to cost wp.me/p70D4E-Hb

Long Overdue, But Worth the Chase -The community has been barking for this one (pun absolutely intended) for years, and Microsoft finally came through. SQL Server 2025 Finally Brings Us a Free Standard Developer Edition - Scooby Dooing Episode 2 #sqlfamily wp.me/p70D4E-Hk

In my latest blog, I unmask this sneaky villain Scooby-Doo style, Episode 3 showing how forgotten compat modes can leave you chasing shadows, why it matters for performance, and how to solve the mystery before it haunts you. wp.me/p70D4E-Hq

Join me on Nov 17th at PASS Data Community Summit for a full-day pre-con session focusing on Solving Real-World SQL Server Performance Problems. Register: passdatacommunitysummit.com/sessions/1568 If the idea of performance tuning has ever seemed daunting, this pre-con is designed just for you.

I voted for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, so none of this shit is my fault.

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There’s a reason Republicans just blocked releasing Epstein’s Bank Records.

For Clarification - The President of the United States is a 34 time Convicted Felon who’s in the Epstein Files. The First Lady is a former Prostitute/mail order bride/Mistress who fucked Epstein. The Vice President is a Crack Baby who’s changed his name 3 times, And wears

You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

🎧 MUSIC TO MY EARS 🎧 👏 Joe gets it. 🛑 NOLOCK abuse needs to go. ✅ In a world full of RCSI—be like Joe. 💬 Let’s build code we’re proud of (and that doesn’t read dirty data). #SQLServer #NOLOCK #RCSI #DataIntegrity #DevLife #SQLHumor #developers #mvpbuzz