"Microsoft Excel is not responding" Excel: Windows is checking for a solution to th... Task Manager:

I don't know what hurts more... my crush not responding or Excel

When you've been waiting for Excel to unfreeze for more than 2 minutes and then it finally starts responding

Sitting on your swivley chair while you wait for Excel to start responding again

When you have a circular reference in your spreadsheet

"How old are you?" Me:

marry someone who will plan the wedding in excel

"I've heard he can work Excel without using the mouse at all"

When someone asks if they can have a copy of my work

Can’t wait to post pictures of myself crying to my Excel Stories

Boss: can you show what you've done on the spreadsheet today Me:

me: this is a number, not a date excel: ✨ no ✨

When you put an earlier date in your file so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute

When you accidentally hit F1 instead of F2 and have to wait for the help window to load

When you spend 2+ hours to automate a task that takes 2 minutes to do manually

Trying to use a new function without googling how it's done

Excel when it stops responding

Me: uses vlookup once at work All my colleagues all the time:

Editing tables in Excel vs editing tables in Word

Normal children: "can I please have a puppy?" Me: