Phil Michelson is my daddy 💦💦 x.com/jordanheckff/s…

eyy we’ve been gone a minute. plz watch this amazing video over and over

Nice to hear my dad, Phil Mickelson, on the side lines of the Laker game tonight.

Decided to bring Saba, the white ranger’s talking tiger sword from MMPR, along on my morning LYFT shift to make small talk with my passengers for me. #humpday , amirite?

Trying to help my son with his homework but he won’t put down his goddamn tamagachi.

Anybody ever try smashin’ to the “Fawkes the Phoenix” theme from HP & the Chamber o’ Secrets? Shit seems mad romantic. Shit seems right.

Prime under the radar records. Thanks to this dude for the hot tip! x.com/z_long/status/…

What’s good twitter?? Check out our new found-a-rific copyright friendly music video for our old standby, “Sho’ Nuff” off our first record “Shoreline Dilemma” ////Click that link!! x.com/sounddiego/sta…

Tide pods, tide pods, take me back to foreverrrr

gerge BERST in to jerys apartment in full face mask JERY: whats this GERGE: SELF CARE BABY!!!!!!!!

Waddup SDMA’s?? Thanks for the recogntion, happy to be here 😎

Splavender Wrapped up an epic new #Video filming this weekend for #IndiePop #Popmusic #FeelGoodVibes within the new work for this wonderful band. Any guesses what we were up to creating?!!

Blunt rolling, credit card scamming, and having sex with a Charlie horse in your leg should all be considered as possible future Olympic events

Put me in your top 8 so I know it’s real 😘

I bet Pikachu has a big dick

Mondays, amrite?