Imagine coming sixth behind Robert Jenrick, Kemi Badenoch, James Cleverly, Tom Tugendhat and Mel Stride. You’d just be suicidal.

Boris would hate for you to share this video. Would be a shame if it went viral... 🤭

Probably my favourite line of journalism in quite some time …. Jenrick, on the other hand, is a lump of skin and flesh where a human should be”……

Fascinating that changes to Non-Dom tax rules will raise £2.7bn a year by 2028-29. That’s just the tax they will pay, imagine the amount of money these people have. #Budget2024

The Telegraph removed this story because instead of sympathy, people were laughing at their ridiculous greed. Don't spread it The Telegraph wouldn't like that. 🤣

There can be no greater irony than this appointment.

We really need to stop making it so hard for NHS staff to go to work A huge number of NHS workers have to cope with inadequate public transport, insufficient and unsafe parking for cars and bikes, and exorbitant costs Something needs to be done urgently - please RT if you agree

Looking at the restoration of Notre Dame Catherdral and can’t help wondering how long Britain would have taken to complete the job.

Who signed off the Accounts, I thought such things had to be audited by somebody independent?. £1.68bn - BBC News

Man City have now lost the same number of games as Everton this season.

Water bills are rising by 20%. I don’t know why they can’t just send me details of water company shareholders, I could just send the money to them directly #Ripoff

Ooops #quadruple

Two questions for the fa cup 5th round draw tomorrow Which prem team do united get drawn against? Do city get Plymouth home or away?

Water bills are through the roof, sewage is still being pumped into our rivers and Water companies are raking in massive profits while Ofwat does next to nothing. Time to scrap Ofwat and bring in a regulator that actually does its job.

Apparently Paddy McGuiness has been appointed as goalkeeping coach for Andre Onana.

Worried about the safety of older drivers?. You can identify them in the following way. If you stop at red traffic lights, when they change to green, older drivers set off immediately. Younger/safer drivers set off five seconds later once they have finished checking their phones.

MP for Clacton Nigel Farage MP is paid £93,904 a year to represent Clacton. If he wants to play American politics he should resign and do it in his own time, and not leave Clacton unrepresented in parliament. RT if you agree.

We have successfully got #FarageOut to Trend! We've laid down a marker! Decent people dont vote Reform!

Please god let there be at least one things that we don’t have to use an App for!. #GardenersWorld

Did Gary Barlow happen to mention that he did his first gig when he was 14?. #TheOneShow