Still can’t believe people are calling dinner time (12pm) fucking lunch 😂 like you had lunch ladies at school. They were dinner ladies. BREAKFAST DINNER TEA

Tooth ache absolutely fucking me up

Stop giving cpr to dead situations

Facts

Shawn Michaels is smiling right now. x.com/Makavelimademe…

To all the youth…put down the guns and pick up some boxing gloves to settle your differences. Violence is not the answer.

England vs. Wales kicked off early in Tenerife last night 🤣

a will fuckin take the eifel tower down with me bare hands

Ref is a joke!

in graft. rough. scottish Steve giving it big licks. asked how englands world cups going. a launch half a a jammy dodger across room. skims his head. shatters on wall behind him. gaffa saw whole incident. wants me in office. he can fuck off as well. bloke watches cricket. idiots.

grafting. snow falling. getting heavy. gaffa refuses early finish. wanker. set fire alarm off in last grasp attempt. evacuate to car park. i fake a fall. mighty groan as i tumble to ground. climb to feet. tell gaffa i done me back in. sends me home on default. idiot. 1-0 lez.

😂😂😂😭😭😭

power cut has struck on the davidson estate. neighbours gather to gossip. heard mutter that dorris could freeze to death. ridiculous. i emerge. tell them they all fannys. take top off in arctic temperatures to reinforce masculinity. neighbours retreat to houses. i stand strong.

The Matrix sent their agents.

This guy a fucking idiot, trying to be the new Andrew Tate after hating on him since he entered the scene. ✊🏽💦

My brother has received thousands of letters from Muslim supporters around the world. Not a single Christian has sent me a letter.

It's not ok for Andrew Tate to inspire young boys to be strong, but it's ok for Cardi b and Nikki Manj to encourage young girls to behave like prostitutes.

Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate are still the best thing to happen to modern men.