let cap handle that stuff. me, i want a bath.

so i just, um, feel like I could be doing more. you know ? just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. so, yeah, just call me back. it’s peter. parker.

they made a movie about me and you all went to see it ! (even though i didn't get a dime from it.)

you do this for a living ? with that accent, i was thinkin' rodeo clown.

no, you're thinking ... .badly. what's a 'spideypool' ?

not good. can't have people taking pictures of my three chest hairs.

it’s arachnid … and you call YOURSELF a doctor !

i have spider-sense ! you got to learn to trust the spider-sense !

part man, part spider, ALL COP !

thought you got riddled with artillery fire and drowned in the east river. guess we're just not as smart as we think we are, huh ?

you’re so fat, you're belly button echoes. when you back up, you go ‘beep beep beep’. every time you get on a elevator, it exceeds maximum weight.

that’s what i love about this city. every timeiI need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.

organic web shooters, huh ? it's cool, but disgusting.

my fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

HEY, BIG BIRD !

we all have secrets: the ones we keep...and the ones that are kept from us.

or what ? you'll fail me ? i could teach this class.

when i saw him through that window sitting there … looking the same he did all those years before in chem lab .. something inside me turned over.

is this the end of spider-man ?

that you're wrong. you think you're right. that makes you dangerous.