order strawberry lemonade

the bounce physics is crazy

I can cook, I can clean…

i feel so slutty when I put my phone in my waistband instead of my pocket

call me Cinderella

Being a boy is so silly sometimes like woah I have this random appendage and it just hangs there :)

just know that if you’re not in the US and I follow you, you have a strong face card

agustin della corte in olympo

My to do list for the day

update: I had fun! But I also didn’t feel the spark… how do I proceed

y’all why have I never heard of Shortbus till now, ijbol watching them sing the national anthem into someone’s booty hole

househusband duties