I’m glad your kid’s happy. Really, I am—but let’s not forget this “hero” is a masked vigilante with no license, no oversight, & no accountability! Maybe instead of encouraging illegal rooftop selfies, we teach our kids to admire ACTUAL HEROES like firefighters or astronauts.

you know what feels even worse? my muscles. after you let me fall like that. 🤕

and i wasn’t even flexing!

yeah? alright. IF i did decide to give you another chance, what would you do to make it up for me? huh?

don’t stare at me like that! i won’t. i’m not that kind of guy. dude. come on. you know i don’t like showing off. ( said while flexing his arms. )

take me on a date or something. jeez.

... no way. getting you to stop yapping was this easy?! heh.

i mean— as friends, y’know what i mean!

we were talking about my biceps. 🙂‍↕️

you’re drooling.

we’ve had a lot of friend dates already, dude. what’s so different now?

special how? are you taking somewhere fancy?

i mean, there’s a lot of guys with arms bigger than mine ...

friendly neighborhood thirst trap? that’s me!

i don’t really mind as long as there’s good food that isn’t burnt. 😋

⠀ 𝖤𝖭𝖩𝖮𝖸𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖵𝖨𝖤𝖶？ ⠀

... wet t-shirt contest anyone?

do they look heavy?

dude you can’t catch PEOPLE that’s like illegal...

... fine. but you have to take care of me. okay? promise?