hey it's so cold that the sun is shooting lasers

look what I made my hands are killing me

when I bought my house my basement looked like this, and one of the first things I did was paint the walls and rip out the carpet ive regretted this for almost 20 years now

hey look what I made

i don't remember a lot of my mid 20s so I'm glad there's pictures of it one of those fireworks on the table would put a hole through my shoe sock and ankle just 2 hours after this photo was taken I lost the fireworks fight I miss that shirt

why are people grumpy about the children's movie about playing with blocks that was based on a children's game about playing with blocks

almost time to start up the weirdness again

hey make sure you're following me @ instagram.com/spicy.haus I'm selling all sorts of custom creations

just a little off the top, please

spot the difference

this piece of trash sits outside my window all day and hollers when he sees my cat my cat doesn't understand windows and slams his face against the glass all day I will allow this to continue

I caught this guy all up in my clover fat bastard is clearly over the weight limit

it's coming

I hold my own private raves in my weird warehouse at night it is a strange life i lead

hey missed you at my private warehouse rave

hey look what I made, my drag name is now Heatstroke

Yes I'm wearing 5 inch heels under those bootcovers and am literally 8 feet tall in this picture

A techsew 202 sewing machine would be fantastic right about now My middle aged hands are really angry at all this fur sewing

who else is excited for the new GTA 7 RP server

brb