omg i ain’t ever drinking again

omg im never drinking again

omg im never drinking again

omg im never drinking again

omg i aint ever drinking again

When the high is wearing off but you have enough cocaine lodged in your nasal cavity to bring back a little boost.

23 years ago, Don Frye and Yoshihiro Takayama gave us the greatest opening sequence of an MMA fight ever

Xwitter now showing me DMs I deleted damn near 10yrs ago. gg muskrat

don't expect cops to endanger themselves for you period.

Crazy I haven’t had a smoke all year, probably the longest I’ve gone without getting stoned in like….forever.

But I did make up for it by drinking more than ever so there’s that too.

GenX will tell you they all drank straight from the hose growing up with no issue. And that’s why they’re all mentally deficient.

Soy yo irl.

How the fuck else am I supposed to get a $40 bottle of alcohol delivered to my front door for $60 and only have to pay $25 every 2 weeks for it?

Celebrities you didn’t know bla bla bla: Fucking, all of them.

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