Feline ‘n’ Ibex, feelin’ fine in exile.

Poet Pop let Poolboy Pete tell Belle to yell “POOP!”

Kate met Batman at a bank. Batman ate a banana. Kate ate Batman!

A godly Yoda lay dead, all googly eyed — a gay old daddy.

I moon, I croon — for mini corn! 🌽

A tall Oompa Loompa alit atop a palatial palm at a Tampa mall.

Mood: intimidation. Not doin’ it.

TACO CAT ATTACK !!!!!

I, Tiffani, a Nixonian, affix anti-taxation info onto a taxi. #SpellingBeeNYT

A tall galoot gave gelato to a vole! 🍨🐁

A happy hyena on a peony heap 🌸

Rando Dan ran around a Judo dojo. Run, Dan, Run!

GIVEAWAY! 🐝 There has been so much love for my #NYTSpellingBee hat pattern, but not everyone knows how to knit—so I decided to create this special giveaway hat just for the Twitter #HiveMind! Just retweet this post to enter; I'll pick a random winner on Weds 8/25! 🙂 Sam Ezersky

A pinheaded panda had a panini in a pie pan, and a hip Hindi deadhead added naan. Panda and deadhead dined, and had a deep ha-ha!

I officially call açaí cola a cyclical local fallacy.

I maintain a tiny cantina in an attic 🌶