So unlucky. Picked up my dream car on Friday night, a beautiful Rolls Royce. This morning I lost control on a sharp bend not even 24 hours later. Damage is extensive and I’m so angry. Not as angry as the guy who left it in our secure valet parking is going to be, but not far off.

I've found a good way to start clearing my backlog of unread books. Start reading it, get a chapter or so in and put it down for a few days (that's the first bar). Do I care what happens next? No? Charity shop pile. OK, I didn't say it was a *quick* way.

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"The report found that the Cabinet Office had raised the lack of staff as a “critical issue” in January".... For Fuck"s Sake I raised this (the extra needed "50,000" customs agents, approx 5,000 customs officers, 2,000 vets/PH inspectors etc) in 2016.. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Leonard Cohen told me that you hear some funny voices in the Tower of Song & also that democracy is coming to the USA. So that's nice. Offspring told me they'd see me in Walla-Walla, wherever that is. And Pink Floyd told me there's no sensation to compare with learning to fly.

Is now a good time to re-release 'Things can only get better'? Get it to No1 by 4 July? Brian Cox

Robert Peston Richard Bentall #FBPE @richardbentall.bsky.social A great way to encourage every young person to register to vote and decide their own future!

Why are the tories coming up with crap like this when they won't be around to make it happen? Shouldn't they be preparing for the GE? Or is this in their manifesto in which case, students/young people really need to get ID sorted so they can let the tories know what they think.

What did this factory worker think of Rishi?

Valhalla door policy. No jeans. No trainers. No 'Influencers' Must have died, in battle, holding a weapon Yes. A potato peeler is a weapon. No. Telling Sharon what she said about Charlene at Kev's rained off BBQ was bang out of order does not count as battle.

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Melvil Dewey's Plug HumanityCritic The age difference alone shows the older man is preying upon the naivety of a young woman finding her way in the world. He is doing nothing more than tripping her up. I’m sure its totally consensual it still doesn’t make it morally right.

wow. You seriously don't appreciate just how much you are loved until something goes badly wrong, and I thought I could cope with all this but now I just need to sit down and cry.

If someone hasn't used this as an album cover yet I want to know.

it is confirmed. I have Stage IV metatastic breast cancer in my liver and all down my spine. bugger. #Cancer

Still, it was nice driving through the area, particularly when the driver pointed out "Barges" and I, half asleep responded "Onion?". Was informed in no uncertain terms that this was a Wrong Answer.