Technically there is plenty of food in the house. But none of it is cheese and none of it is ice cream and none of it is goldfish and none of it is thin mint girl scout cookies. Why is there no food in this house?

Almost there, #TaxTwitter!

I love this time of year when I can stop cleaning the house and just let the dust bunnies and cobwebs accumulate as part of the Halloween decor.

Good thing Karl Strube, CPA did his hair last night! One deadline down, gang! Mary J Lo CPA Isabel Goldberg Hurtig Elizabeth R. EA Not That Karen Tori Staub McKee @RoundtableLabs

Some days I feel like my MFA is having an identity crisis.

this irs hold music is triggering

Train your team and yourself ... all it takes is one click by one person. Your WISP should be an evergreen document ... you get a new tech subscription ... you buy a new computer or printer ... you hire or fire an employee ... you update your WISP.

…….. every now and then I fall apart ……..

Any of my #TaxTwitter friends have a link to the #PumpkinGate write off video?

So when I say “I’ll get back to you later”, I mean later in life not later today.

...ummm...but I thought they were trying to modernize?

Hey #TaxRetreat friends! We may or may not have been super busy with deadlines or naps or skeeball or something. But we have not forgotten about the amazing time had with all our #TaxTwitter besties in Chicago this summer! Thanks to everyone who filled out the survey!

Asking for a friend ... how many cookies does it take to really feel satisfied? I feel like the answer is not seventeen, but I am still trying to find the magic number.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.

Not sure what era I am in right now but I’m gonna need someone to slap me out of it.

It bothers me when people say I act like I don’t care. Like, seriously? I’m not acting.

Hey there #TaxTwitter! The #IRS has announced a new way for employers using third-party payroll companies to resolve #ERC issues. What a mess! irs.gov/newsroom/irs-o…

Some days I struggle to pour piss out of a boot even when the institutions are written on the heel.

Read the room, AICPA. Today is not the day to call me to check on the status of my membership.

I saved $250 by not going to Target today.