Sign up for my new writing workshop

Frankenstein should have taken notes on how to treat his experiment 😔

Welcome to Austin, everyone!!

I think the summers here give me reverse seasonal depression

How many more emails will Ruggable send me. Do they realize I can only buy so many rugs for the space I live in.

TIL every time you say “he is toast,” you are paying homage to that great linguistic innovator, Bill Murray.

I read this for a women’s lit class in undergrad so I can’t wait for the twitchy flashbacks as they unpack The Horrors

The drink of the summer

Life is unending chaos but my large dog loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Put this on the cover of Sports Illustrated, you cowards

I like red wine because of the taste and fun sort of breezy buzz it gives me. I like white wine because it unshackles the cruel animal within my heart and gives it permission to feed