sorry baby if your screamo's got slick production it's metalcore if your post-hardcore album sounds like you spent money on it then it's metalcore if the singer is on key you better believe it's fucking metalcore

the plush cow's triumphant return to x the everything app

heartbreaking: watch this bartender's cocktail turn into a cockfail

all these butch appreciation day posts make me wanna sprint directly into a brick wall (positive (heyyy))

moving in with oomf in two weeks ... roomfie ...

plush cow

bands will be like "well we don't really have a particular genre or sound" while sounding exactly like a single band that influenced them

bless my lovely tape duplicator life

mom come pick me up they're calling the local government cool in the discord

ai slop video voice: i love my local library i love looking at cool things online and clicking place hold i love my 90 item check out limit when the due date comes i don't return my books i simply click renew the publishing industry is absolutely cooked checkmate bookstorecels

thought this said "i love riotnine"

checking "gunplay" on the freaky bingo

ally stephen malkmus: i'm sorry your mom misgendered you have you tried bringing on the major leagues

me running sweating into the seward cafe: where's the submissive puppygirl!!!!

me with $1000000 in a mutual fund: guys i swear i'm not bourgeois i don't own any private property