Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich secretly owned a network of companies which received hundreds of millions of dollars in loan deals with Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank and Citibank, new leaks reveal. occrp.org/en/investigati…

Looks like literally every other pic taken by nasa: some red poofy, some small sparkles, some bigger ones, voila!

Watch perseverance name all its dirty needles it left on mars

A friend of mine living in Eastern Europe told me he got his tonsils removed because an abscess formed. I feel like abscesses and east eu are like pb&j. Just goes together and feels right as a quintessential malady of the region.

Philipp Kirkorov, a Kremlin propagandist' tool who has been a vocal supporter of the genocide of Ukrainians, partying at the Grammy awards GRAMMYS. Question: What is he doing in the United States? #GRAMMYs

Nasa how bout you stop taking pictures of space dust and anthropomorphizing robots and painting by numbers at webb and maybe take some pics of chinese spy balloons in American airspace? washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

Yes but he looks as if he will fetch.

Very Dark Side of the Moon

There is some real sh;t going on right now nasa. Like fault lines and death. Stfu.

So many penis analogies

Guys please can we just stop. There's something even more grotesque about nasa trying to outsource their function to private industry, especially one run by a clown car mechanic.

Assholes took a break from global assholery to crash their asshole machine on the moon. Hah! Crimea river. I guess this is one territory they won't be invading anytime soon. apnews.com/article/russia…

Absolute fever dream of an article, nasa on mushrooms, naming errrrbody out in the universe some new thing, methy scientists are hopping around like apes trying to explain stuff. and that goddamned webb kaleidoscope tomfoolery again! nytimes.com/2023/10/02/sci…

I am horrified by the reported attack in Gaza on an ambulance convoy outside Al Shifa hospital. Now, for nearly one month, civilians in Gaza, including children & women, have been besieged, denied aid, killed & bombed out of their homes. This must stop.

“Look, it is true that Gazans did at one point elect Hamas. But if you think that makes them all complicit in war crimes their government commits, then boy, do I have bad news for you about decades of U.S. foreign policy.” - ⁦John Oliver⁩ huffpost.com/entry/john-oli…

These are the sounds of the final gasp from Gaza’s collapsing healthcare system. Nada Bashir reports.

WATCH THIS SPACE: A global investigation involving 270+ journalists and a trove of data examines the role Cyprus plays in helping powerful Russians structure their wealth. #CyprusConfidential is coming soon, with ICIJ.

This is just prima facie not true; it's for exactly 676 people. Nasa using MLK day and really any holiday to make it about themselves.

Nasa's DEI mission into space AKA artemis delayed. Crew includes first woman and person of color, and, inexplicably, a Canadian. Im "soory" but can we really trust the canadians with our moon secrets?